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tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional
chubbyyprincess:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Lmao

So when y’all smoke you suddenly got hoodies ?

chubbyyprincess:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Lmao

So when y’all smoke you suddenly got hoodies ?

chubbyyprincess:

immortal-maso:

Dope shit

This is some Airbender shit

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)