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grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave


navy seals war dogs get razor sharp titanium canines that can tear through body armor “it’s like getting stabbed four times all at once by a bone crusher”

navy seals war dogs get razor sharp titanium canines that can tear through body armor “it’s like getting stabbed four times all at once by a bone crusher”

elizathornb3rry:

the best cross over in the history of ever

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

ruinedchildhood:

bigblackfilmer:

kellyibeh:

THEY ALL LOOK HIGH

Tommy on that next level

tommy smoked himself to next life

ruinedchildhood:

bigblackfilmer:

kellyibeh:

THEY ALL LOOK HIGH

Tommy on that next level

tommy smoked himself to next life

evangelinedares:

chikuto:

Pretty simple!

I was about to get so mad at this post but thank god for that ending

thequeenandthephoenix:


oh my fucking god

thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

clarknokent:

jaxxx129:

mondays

Barry too faded

clarknokent:

jaxxx129:

mondays

Barry too faded